Pheros for self-defense

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In another post, I mentioned that I was going to overdose of the P.I. to fight off my ex-wife, well I went ahead and did it with some mixed results.

My ex called me to ask if it was ok to pick up my girls and take them shopping and I said ok. She also asked me if she could arrive a half hour before the girls arrived from school to just talk with me and I said sure.

By the tone of her voice I could tell she was in a very friendly mood, so I decided to carry out what I called \'project B.O.\' which meant dousing every inch of my body with P.I. (even where the sun don\'t shine) in the hope that when she got a whiff of yours truly, she would say something like \"ah you know what? I forgot about a very important errand. I\'ll give you a call later ok?\". And to that the fact that I had also just finished doing my one hour of cardio on the treadmill and you can imagine I was one sweaty baboon.

She arrived at my apartment ten minutes after I finished talking with her(she has a habit of doing that) and as soon as I opened the door my jaw dropped to the floor. The woman had lost at least twenty pounds,was wearing a low cut blouse showing plenty of beautiful cleavage, a matching tight fitting long skirt with high heel shoes and make up. She looked stunning.

I said to her that she look gorgeous and she blushed, and I also apologized for my unseemly present condition. She laughed when I told her that she was the beauty and I was the stinky beast. I told her to make herself at home while I took a shower (it was the fastest shower in my life).

After I dried myself off, I headed to my bedroom to quickly change and engage her in some conversation, and heavy leering. Well guess who was in there waiting for me wearing nothing but the most sexy lingerie I\'ve ever seen on any woman. Before I had a chance to say anything cute, she rushed over to me a placed the wettest kiss I\'ve had in a long time. Suffice to say that she and I made the most of that hour before our daughters arrived from school.

Just as she was leaving with the girls, she said to me that she liked the stinky beast a lot.

Fellow phero brothers and sisters, I have seen the glory of pheros and I BELEIVE! I BELEIVE! HALLELUJAH!!!!

I\'m getting a woody just thinking about the whole thing


(Edited by stressedoutjoe at 6:06 pm on June 13, 2001)

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Good story Joe. Kind of gets me worked up just reading it. I hate to be a skeptic, but it sounds to me like she had already decided earlier in the day that the two of you were going to get it on regardless of what you were wearing when she arrived. You must have smelled mighty horrible when you opened that door!

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I agree with you Nico in that it certainly did look like she had planned for us to be together, but there are certains aspects of our relationship that I neglected in mentioning.

The first thing is that it had been more than a month since she and I had spoken at all. And at that time she and I had finished our conversation arguing(something which was very common before,during and after our marriage) in less than friendly terms.

The second thing is that she was going steady with a man that seemed to truly care for her and she reciprocated that caring in public. I say this because unbeknownst to her I watched one of their romantic interludes very recently while they were in her car waiting for our daughters to go spend the weekend
with her.

The third thing is that if she had broken up her boyfriend, my daughters would certainly had volunteered this information to me without me asking for it.

The fourth thing is that she is such a neat freak both in her personal hygiene and her immediate surroundings. She tried in the past to pickup some of my stuff while visiting our daughters at my apartment, only to be told firmly by yours truly to stop and desist. She hates anything stinky (I know, afterall I lived with the woman for several years) and I was counting on this fact for my project B.O. of practically dousing myself with enough P.I. to qualify me as a clear and present danger to the environment.

If something or someone stinks, my ex demeanor turns decidedly non friendly. So there I was just finished with one hour of cardio on the treadmill, a sweaty baboon, with enough P.I. to kill anything living in the immediate vicinity, talking with this kind of woman. So you tell me what would have been the normal reaction to come from her?

I also failed to mentioned that prior to this encounter with my ex, a few of the women at work have been decidely more talkative(they initiating the conversations) and touchy feely towards me. These women are married and tend to be cold toward any of the single guys around them. So that is an interesting development in and of itself.

No Nico, I have good reasons to beleive that the pheros have a lot to do with my recent encounters with different types of women.

I can\'t wait to try my bottle of Attraction that I ordered from Bruce

(Edited by stressedoutjoe at 12:54 pm on June 14, 2001)

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Joe,

I was wondering if you could tell me how old you are, how much PI you have been using at work and where you are applying it. Have you been covering it with any cologne? And, I assume that you will be using the attraction to cover the PI, is that correct? I bought PI, PF and attraction a while back and have not had much luck so far.

Thanks in advance.

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How on earth did your wife loose 20 pounds in one month! Or did your pheros affect your eyesight?
Interesting story but I agree that this particular encounter was not down to the pheros but the other ones at your work place sure sound like it.

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CJ, many women, and some men, do a lot of weird, crazy, and sometimes dangerous, \'dieting\' which is more fasting than caloric restriction.

CJ, have you seen all those infomercials touting diet after diet. There is one called the Hollywood celebrity diet which is nothing more than an overpriced fruit juice fast that touts dramatic weight loss results in just two days.

It is possible to loose 20 pounds in one month CJ (I\'ve done it), but it is not the most healthy way of loosing weight and it is a dumb and, in some cases, very life threatening way of achieving weight loss.

CJ if you were to loose 20 pounds in one month and visited people that you hadn\'t seen in weeks, I\'ll wager that they would very much would notice the change in your physical appearance.

CJ, whether you or anybody else beleive that my encounter with my ex was more planning on her part than the pheros actually doing their job makes no difference. I have more info on her than you or anybody in this newsgroup will probably ever have (remember I was married to the woman).

Oh and CJ, according to my daughters(who see their mom much more than I do) my ex has not broken up with her boyfriend and is still very intimate with him.

The only way that I\'ll be 100% that the pheros affected her will be if she tries to repeat our last encounter, while still going steady with her boyfriend. Then even skeptics like you and Nico will have to admit that pheros did have an influence on her.

Despite the fact that I enjoyed my encounter with my ex a lot, I don\'t think it would be wise for me and her to get involved and start an affair under the present circumstances. Other people can only be hurt by our actions.

To answer your questions Nico, I am a 43 year old man and so far I put one drop of Primal Instinct under each arm and two over my briefs. If i put anymore, I\'ll be wreaking so badly that my boss might bring it to my attention. Maybe I should order Androstenone Pheromone Concentrate just for the reportedly nice fragrance.

(Edited by stressedoutjoe at 4:49 pm on June 14, 2001)

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ahh yes, the \"armpit trick\" strikes again! i seriously believe this is one of the best ways to apply pheromones. gotta give props to Ed if he\'s still out there somewhere for suggesting that so long ago.

joe, congrats on your success, well done.

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Joe:
When you covered yourself in PI did you have any reactions what I mean by that is did your breathing increase did you get a buzz etc.


Paul

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Paul, the only thing that I felt after covering myself with P.I. was disgust. There I was, I\'ve just finished my one hour on the treadmill and I was one sweaty dude. Then to top it off I grab the bottle of P.I. and splashing five or six drops at a time, six times, I proceeded to cover every bit of my body as possible. It was easy considering that my sweat actually helped distribute the P.I. evenly.

But the disgust didn\'t last long, and it was proceeded by my laughing like a loon at the sheer silliness of the whole thing. After all I felt like a giant, smelly, walking armpit.

When I opened the door, I had a huge,goofy looking grin and then my jaw dropped when I saw the gorgeous woman in front of me.

So you tell me, did I get the infamous \'buzz\' that everybody talks about?

And how about this, just a few minutes ago my phone rang and it was my ex asking me if she could come over to talk. I said that if it was just to talk then sure why not. My daughters are in their rooms and so it is a safe bet that just their presence is enough to discourage both of us from acting like dogs in heat.

I\'ll see you folks tomorrow. I hope

(Edited by stressedoutjoe at 10:36 pm on June 14, 2001)


(Edited by stressedoutjoe at 10:44 pm on June 14, 2001)

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Very interesting... I too have been with the type of woman who was a super hygiene freak. So I definitely think that the pheros may have had a powerful effect in order for your ex-wife to actually overlook and even say that she liked the \"stinky\" you.