integra
12-11-2004, 03:35 PM
> > WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
> >
> > HUSBAND: Definitely not!
> >
> > WIFE: Why not - don't you like being married?
> >
> > HUSBAND: Of course I do.
> >
> > WIFE: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
> >
> > HUSBAND: Okay, I'd get married again.
> >
> > WIFE: You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).
> >
> > HUSBAND: (Makes audible groan)
> >
> > WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
> >
> > HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?
> >
> > WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
> >
> > HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
> >
> > WIFE: Would you play golf with her?
> >
> > HUSBAND: I guess so.
> >
> > WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs?
> >
> > HUSBAND: No, she's left handed.
> >
> > WIFE: - - - Silence - - -
> >
> > HUSBAND: Shit!
> >
> > HUSBAND: Definitely not!
> >
> > WIFE: Why not - don't you like being married?
> >
> > HUSBAND: Of course I do.
> >
> > WIFE: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
> >
> > HUSBAND: Okay, I'd get married again.
> >
> > WIFE: You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).
> >
> > HUSBAND: (Makes audible groan)
> >
> > WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
> >
> > HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?
> >
> > WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
> >
> > HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
> >
> > WIFE: Would you play golf with her?
> >
> > HUSBAND: I guess so.
> >
> > WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs?
> >
> > HUSBAND: No, she's left handed.
> >
> > WIFE: - - - Silence - - -
> >
> > HUSBAND: Shit!