MOBLEYC57
02-20-2005, 01:18 PM
:drunk:HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAAAY!:drunk:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Signor UpSideDown,
Glad God blessed you with another one ... no need to frown,
Put on your best mix, go out and do the town,
If you run into me lady, please turn her down,
Each and every year, you should do sumtin new,
Invade the personal space of a 500 pounder, and let'er do you,
You know body heat, beats antifreeze,
A 500 pounder would keep you warm ... especially above her knees,
Pull her hair softly, bite her all over, and smack them cheeks,
She'll appreciate the lovin', and the monesa keep'er weak,
Ride swiftly, but be alpha, as you pound'er from the rear,
Request a full course meal afterwards, and you'll get a "Yes dear."
All of this, of course, after the sun goes down,
Understand if you get caught, you'll be your buddies' laughing clown,
May you be blessed with lots lots more,
Even if your buddies call you, "a big woman whore!"
CHEERS! :cheers: :wave: :cheers:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Signor UpSideDown,
Glad God blessed you with another one ... no need to frown,
Put on your best mix, go out and do the town,
If you run into me lady, please turn her down,
Each and every year, you should do sumtin new,
Invade the personal space of a 500 pounder, and let'er do you,
You know body heat, beats antifreeze,
A 500 pounder would keep you warm ... especially above her knees,
Pull her hair softly, bite her all over, and smack them cheeks,
She'll appreciate the lovin', and the monesa keep'er weak,
Ride swiftly, but be alpha, as you pound'er from the rear,
Request a full course meal afterwards, and you'll get a "Yes dear."
All of this, of course, after the sun goes down,
Understand if you get caught, you'll be your buddies' laughing clown,
May you be blessed with lots lots more,
Even if your buddies call you, "a big woman whore!"
CHEERS! :cheers: :wave: :cheers: