The Experiences Pheromones May Have Spared You From

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if there were ever a better reason to use pheromones to simplify life, I've never heard it...

http://www.tuckermax.com/tuckertriesbuttsex.html


not for the faint of heart.

[countesszero]

:rofl: That was too funny.

[Gegogi]

I'm sure that's mostly fiction. Like most of his short story writing, it was funny but rather overdone at the end. Buttsex is overrated as the fantasy is much better than the reality. I can't see how artificial pheromones could possibly make Tucker's imaginary self any less of a dickhead nor simply his life. However, if he actually lived his stories, he probably has plenty of natural 'mones!

[surfs_up]

can't take this seduction biz too seriously now....

this is absolutely true as well !!!.....

Raggot the Gerbil - Usenet

"In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only
trying to retrieve the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in
the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital.

Tomaszewski and his homosexual partner Andrew "Kiki" Farnum had been
admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone
seriously awry.

"I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil,
in," he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon', my cue that
he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot, but he wouldn't come out
again. I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking that the light
might attract him."

At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened
next.

"The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out of the
tube, igniting Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It
also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers. This fire in turn ignited a
larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out
like a cannonball." Tomaszewski suffered 2nd degree burns and a broken nose
from the impact of the gerbil.
Farnum suffered 1st and 2nd degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal
tract. "

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lol, funny shiet...

[DrSmellThis]

That was an outrageous story. Can't say I recommend it, unless you like to be grossed out. But it was funny. It would make a good movie scene for the worst movie ever made.

[thr3shold]

but, but, did the gerbil survive???