For the men only

[bivonic]

Do you prefer Silent, but deadly OR loud and proud?

For me, if I\'m gonna let go, I\'m not holding back. Don\'t ever be embarassed about clearing the room. If I\'m bored I\'ll ventrilofart & blame it on the dog.

[Sexyredhead]

And thankfully, you\'re up there, and I\'m down here. /ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif

[**DONOTDELETE**]

venTRILofart??

ROFLMAO

[Sexyredhead]

As you can see, putting \"for men only\" will make every female on this forum want to know what you posted. lol
Either that, or we\'re all men pretending to be female....

[Xehupatl]

In company of real people, I\'ll usually hold it in until I get cramps, then excuse myself to the toilet and try to fart while peeing /ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif at home in front of the TV, I battle it out with my brother to see who can generate the most silent and deadly one - and I\'ll tell ya, they\'re deadly alright ... /ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif