The Short Fat Guy Experiment
Hi,
I'm new to this forum and I'm sorry but this is a LONG post. Trying to get a nice thread going here.
I
found this forum after making an "impulse buy" of an APC/Primal Instinct Combo that I found on another site. Yes, I
saw another thread on this combo, but it was more like a notice of availability than a discussion thread. Anywho,
It's described as "100% Pheromone Oil (Incredible APC/Primal Instinct Combo) - Roll-on bottle". After reading
through some reviews on this site, I'm wondering if I wasted my money on an ineffective or possibly negative
combination of pheromones and I have a few questions.... :type:
First, Any thoughts on how much to apply? I've
read about bad OD's and negative reactions, so I've 100% ruled out wearing it to work and will probably only wear
it in the evenings (after work and in public) as a kind of a social experiment. :POKE:
I'm new to my job and
the area and don't know many people, so I am going to buy Alpha A314 for the supposed "James Bond Effect", soon. I
work with a few type-A men but mostly women, in a high-stress, close-quarters operating-room type of an environment
--and I don't want to risk a single OD or significant negative reaction in that environment. But I didn't know
about the downside to pheromones until I started to seriously explore this forum, and I've already made my whopping
$12 purchase (which won't be worth my time to return). So right now I just want to experiment on the usual
random-stranger-in-the-aisle and cute-girl-at-the-checkout-counter and see how they react to a short fat guy armed
with pheromones. I'll document my experiments here, so be sure to check back in the next week or two.
Second,
I've read through hundreds of posts and know y'all will ask about my physical characteristics and I'll get to
that in a second - I'm most interested in how the pheromones will mix with my biochemistry since I'm a "Heinz 57"
mix of many races... caucasian(anglo-saxon,slavic and gypsy)/spanish/middle-eastern/miskito indian/black and
possibly part chinese.
I'd say I'm about 3/4 white and 1/32 black if I had to break it down in order for you
guys to get a handle on my biochem (every other ethnicity is somewhere in between - let me know if I need to be more
detailed). As for my natural pheromone output, this might be a problem. Dark skinned black women have always
seemed to be attracted to me (though i'm generally not attracted to them), and asian girls are straight up
repulsed. (Hey, I'm being honest.) The fit or skinny artsy/hippy girls I'm most interested in have always seemed
non-plussed when I've approached them, and I think that's an image/wardrobe problem. Back to that in a
moment...
Physically, Let's just assume I'm a solid 5 on a rating of 1 to 10. I was rated a 3 on "hot or not",
though I think a "friend" of mine had a lot to do with that, as my rating abruptly spiraled down from an 8
immediately after I showed her the photo.
But I digress... I'm 35, 5'6", 189lbs and 30% bodyfat. The
weight won't be an issue for long - I am a former bodybuilder. I started dieting/working out again a month ago,
have already dropped 10 lbs + I know what I'm doing. I'll be muscular and down to 170 lbs by October but i'm not
sure how lean I'll be.
Last of all, I'm on the rebound from a divorce and though I'm not exactly shy, I've
recently realized that I also "ain't got no game" with the typical nice guy deal. Since nobody knows me here,
this is my chance to completely remake myself, if i can pull it off. I'm thinking of cultivating a bit of an
edgier pseudo-bad-boy image as I get back into shape (oh and I'm doing that to get back into the martial arts -
forgot to mention that). I'm new in town and I'll need a new wardrobe anyhow, once I lose the spare tire. So why
not? I've been told that my closet "looks like a LL Bean catalog". Arghh! So I'm short, fat, AND a fashion
disaster! First step: I've already tossed out all of the khakis and I've decided that Eddie Bauer stores are
off-limits. Any other suggestions? (Be nice folks.)
Thanks in advance for your time and any information you
provide, this should be fun.
GABE
aka "a short fat guy armed with pheromones."
Todays Grooming Experiment
I
wont receive my pheromones until the end of the week, so I'm going to try something "natural" this morning.
I
showered this morning as usual, but did it before exercising and before work. My usual stuff: Dial Soap for Men,
Garnier Fructis Shampoo/Conditioner (smells like fruit), and Axe shower gel (Phoenix scent). I'll put on my Sure
deodorant (and clean underwear) just before leaving for work, but won't wash off the sweat from my morning cycling
session. I can still smell all of those products on my skin right now, even after exercising and I leave for work
in 20-30 minutes.
I've also started taking an oral Androstenediol supplement which I saved from before the ban
on these supplements in the USA. I only have a 10 day supply.
Any predictions or comments/suggestions? Time for
breakfast... I'll update y'all tonight.
-gabe :angel: -
New Products, Advice Needed, and a Misfire
Hi Guys,
I spent time with a woman who is extremly sensitive, allergic to most fragrances today. I
forgot about her allergies - I was wearing the PI/APC oil combo (1 drop/wrist and some on each side of my neck).
She smelled it from about 5-10 feet away and it made her sneeze. After about 10 minutes she stopped sneezing and
seemed to be warming up to me when I left. Nothing else to report, but I would like advice on how you guys
would blend any combination of the following products, which I just bought:
New Pheromone Additive for
Men
4 Perception sample packets
SOE gel packs for men
Alter Ego gel packs for men
Edge gel packs for
men
Oh, and I've started reading basenotes.com, looking for an unusual cover scent. Leaning towards
M7 by Yves Saint Laurent. I'm going to have to order M7 online, can't find it at Hechts or
Nordstroms. Where do you guys buy your cologne? I haven't bought any in years - but if I remember right,
Escada smelled pretty good on me. Anyhow - I'm also soliciting suggestions on what else I could mix with NPA,
or a ratio of cologne to NPA - other than Gegogi's 5:1 concoction? I plan on trying that first. Anyone
else?