WASHINGTON, D.C. - A white house source stated that

Congress is considering awarding Vice-President Cheney the Medal of Freedom, the nation's highest civilian

commendation, for his act of bravery in shooting an attorney. The source was quoted to say, "All Americans have

wanted to shoot a lawyer at one time or another and Cheney actually had the guts to do

it."

In a related story,

the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department, which issues hunting licenses, said that it will start requiring hunters,

wishing to bag a lawyer, to have the new "lawyer's stamp" on their hunting license. Currently Texas hunters are

required to carry stamps for hunting birds, deer, and bear, at a cost of $7 annually. The new "lawyers stamp" will

cost $100, but open season will be all year long. The department further stated that although the "lawyers stamp"

comes at hefty price, sales have been brisk and it is believe it will generate annual revenues in excess of $3

billion dollars the first year. Other states are considering similar hunting stamps.






Reviews of Hillary's New Book

" Hillary Clinton's 506-page memoirs have come out. So much

of her personality shines through, that in the end, you, too, will want to sleep with an

intern."
- Craig Kilborn



In Hillary Clinton's new book 'Living History,' Hillary details

what it was like meeting Bill Clinton, falling in love with him, getting married, and living a passionate, wonderful

life as husband and wife. Then on page two, the trouble starts."
- Jay

Leno

"Hillary Clinton,

our junior senator from New York, announced that she has no intentions of ever, ever running for office of the

President of the United States. Her husband, Bill Clinton, is bitterly disappointed. He is crushed. There go his

dreams of becoming a two-impeachment family."
- David

Letterman

"Last night,

Senator Hillary Clinton hosted her first party in her new home in Washington. People said it was a lot like the

parties she used to host at the White House. In fact, even the furniture was the

same."
- Jay Leno



"Senator Hillary Clinton is attacking President Bush for breaking his

campaign promise to cut carbon dioxide emissions, saying a promise made, a promise broken. And then out of habit,

she demanded that Bush spend the night on the couch."
- Craig

Kilborn

"Hillary Clinton

is the junior senator from the great state of New York. When they swore her in, she used the Clinton family Bible. .

the one with only seven commandments."
-David Letterman