You're extremely naughty! Hoochie momma blue jeans andThe Countess purrs, "I'm
thinking about mixing up a small batch of everything just for the Hell of it. I like to stir things up. What do you
think. I'll call this one my B*tches Brew."
Bitches Brew?! You may just cause involuntary tent pitching or cardiac arrest!
But, yeah, I also love to
tease and be teased by colleagues, students (I'm a college professor) and causual acquaintances, although I don't
usually intend on following through. The thought of making innocents wet at work is a huge turn on. It's sort of
like a well fed cat that catches a little bird, has no intention of eating it, but takes great joy in pouncing on it
as soon as he releases it.
My equivalent of a Bitches Brew (Bastard's Mix? Pimp's Reserve?) is OD levels
of Heat (or NPA), SOE and A-1, topped off with L'eau D'Issey, Weekend or CK One. Heat or NPA makes her horny or at
least think sexual thoughts about me. SOE and A-1 loosens her tongue and thereby unleashes friendly conversation 'n
a whole lotta giggling. OD levels of this combo causes women to glaze over and commence extreme amounts of fidgeting
and hair flipping. I love it when they squirm and twitch in their chairs (hopefully ruining their undies). Older
women tend to lose control of their mouth (younger women choke up) and talk endlessly, often saying really bizarre
or sexual things. Some of them avoid me for a while because they can't believe what they said. Of course, if I keep
it up I can (& have) gotten into a whole lotta trouble. But ain't it fun!
Hmm, I ain't got no Hoochie momma
jeans equivalent. Well, I did buy a pair of fake vintage Guess jeans today. They're tight and have 11 threadbare
holes in the front (my first "holy" jeans). I'll have to spray some Heat on them and see if anything happens at
work tomorrow.
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