Thanks Doc.

Believe it or

not, I understand completely why I do this but nobody else seems to get it so I quit explaining a long time ago. My

reasons work for me and that's all that really matters.

Maturity? Hell no! I'm right in the middle of my

fourth childhood and intend to enjoy it fully. Growing up would take a lot of the joy out of my life.

My oldest

daughter and my youngest granddaughter both have birthdays very close to mine. This Sunday we will be celebrating

the baby's first birthday and my oldest's 26th along with my own. It will be a lot of fun with all the kids,

grandkids and even a few kind of nominally adopted kids to play and laugh with. And I'll even sincerely try to

refrain from farting, especially when I sneeze.