"Humans are more complex,"

she said. "You cannot expect them to have stereotypical responses like rodents."
And that, my

friends, is the rub. If only life were so simple one could spray androstenone up the snout of an attractive human

female and she'd immediately assume the mating position. Only in hog heaven... Instead, one must eat fire, walk on

hot coals and jump through assorted hoops just to get to third base.